partybarackisinthehousetonight:

100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural

castielofasgard:

glowpixie:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

this gif applies to so many things omfg

damndimples:

millions of girls would die to have a picture with you and you’re taking a picture with a plant

rnackenzie:

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature 

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me